The Origin


A doctor and an Engineer were in the woods, having an adventure of a lifetime when all of a sudden...Their hands were really dirty.

The doctor pulled out his stockpile of medical grade scrub brushes and the engineer shook his head and said... ”there’s gotta be a better way.”

From their minds to your hands came the perfect solution to the mess of adventure and Funk off was created.

WTF?

(Why try funk off?)

It’s your outdoor clean. An Eco-friendly hand scrub
that's tough on grime and easy on the environment.

Wanna know how these things work?

We tried to keep it simple...for everyone.
Remove the spongy scrubber from the package
and give it a little water.
This soap is made with activated charcoal, so yup!...
the soap is black (for real) but foams white during use.

Give your hands a nice scrub and share with a friend.
Each brush is good for (2) uses. And dudes...don’t forget
to use both sides of the brush. Works better that way.

So, What Makes It Eco?

• The soap is chemical free and WILL NOT harm the environment
or animals when rinsed.

• The brush is reusable (at least twice) and future hopes and
dreams are for the brushes to be made fully out of corn
(after we sell a few more).

• The packaging is plastic and re-sealable by design to be easily
packed in, used more than once, and then packed back out.

Is this product a 100% Eco? Not yet! But, it's still way better
than cleaning up with other harsh soaps in any given outdoor adventure.



4-Pack

STANDARD MESS MAKER
GREAT FOR PACKS, AND QUICK AND EASY ADVENTURES

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6-Pack

EXPERIENCED MESS MAKER
GREAT FOR SERIOUS MESSES AND RUGGED ADVENTURES

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80-Pack

PROFESSIONAL MESS MAKER
YOU ADVENTURE SO HARD YOUR LIFE IS A MESS

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WATCH THE VIDEO.

IT'S FUNNY AND INFORMATIVE.

(Close to actual size... you get the gist. They’re small, and they pack a mean clean)

One for you +
One for a buddy

A necessary packable for any outdoor adventure.

I WANT SOME!

Before you Funk Off, show us what you’ve got!

Share your messiest adventures with us.


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4-Pack

STANDARD MESS MAKER
GREAT FOR PACKS, AND QUICK AND EASY ADVENTURES

BUY NOW

6-Pack

EXPERIENCED MESS MAKER
GREAT FOR SERIOUS MESSES AND RUGGED ADVENTURES

BUY NOW

80-Pack

PROFESSIONAL MESS MAKER
YOU ADVENTURE SO HARD YOUR LIFE IS A MESS

BUY NOW